"The Mississippi flows south because Iowa Sucks" is actually the stupid joke when I was a kid... but as of this writing there are still no results in Iowa. See the post below for my current reasoning.
Everyone gave their speech like they won and by 3:50 this morning Klobouchar was the first candidate to hit the news at the Manchester Airport which is traditionally a goal for most candidates coming off of the Iowa Caucuses... then she was followed by Biden around 4am and the rest of the candidates were to follow......
This poor guy below was on hold waiting to deliver results by telephone for an hour when he's hung up on because the woman who answered was impatient and didn't hear him telling CNN he had to go... I felt for him