Hairy Bag of Jersey Sewer Water, Chris Christie, immortalized in sand

You knew this was coming. 13% Chris got immortalized in the sand at a seaside Heights NJ beach after he banned everyone but him me his family like a crime boss. Frankly,  he looks better as a sad sand sculpture then he does an oversized, hairy bag of warm sewer water...  so that's a good thing for the Gov right?

 

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