If he's got Dementia then T's & P's for all... BUT:As an alcoholic in recovery for nearly nine years and as someone who's done the "bottoming out" thing on multiple and deeper/bigger occasions?
This sounds like a funny story you'd hear from the person speaking with 20 years sobriety (20 years from now of course)
"Hi I'm David and I'm an Alcoholic, Remember that time I became the New Face of Dementia for falling off stage and slurring my words?"
Crowd laughs, pause
"Boy that was a tough one for me to unravel wasn't it" Says David...
I wish him great success in his battles... Quinn