It’s the weekend, so you might be rolling into a bar.
Be smart about it and don’t say any of these stupid things to your bartender:
- But you seem so smart.
- Can you make me something without calories?
- Do you know who I am?
- It’s my birthday! Free drink?
- Make it strong.
- Is that wedding ring real, or is it to keep people from hitting on you?
- What’s good?
- Do you have a phone charger?
- Can you do any bar tricks?
- Have you seen Cocktail? (Buzzfeed)