In an ideal world, every man loves his dad – and enjoys any father-and-son time the two can spend together.

Everybody knows it’s not an ideal world.

If for some reason you hate your dad and want to buy him a Father’s Day gift to get him angry, here are some great ideas that are sure to make him cringe:

  • Boy band tickets
  • Novelty underwear
  • Do-it-yourself projects and tools
  • Smelly stuff like bath salts and fragrant face lotion
  • Anything that encourages him to dress up. Ties and silk socks are especially obnoxious. (MarketWatch, Telegraph)