Who knew that you could keep a squirrel for a pet? Seriously, think of all the money you would save on hamster, fish, and chinchilla stuff if you could convince your kids to take in one of those little backyard menaces that get into your bird feeders!

And if you have a pet squirrel, why wouldn't you put up a FIVE MINUTE video of all of the cool tricks you taught it? (And why wouldn't we sit here at work at watch all five minutes today... a couple of times?)